Treason Pigeons

Invest in a Guest!

If you've never been to Mellow Leprechauns before, don't ever return, but if you do, this is probably a good place to start. This is the only forum you can post without registering in, so take full advantage of this by generating some saucy usernames and posting some anonymouse sex-talk. Or whatever. Please don't wake Kaleidoscope Jones.
Moderator: Vicious Pig Fecal Police

Various Uncategorized Nonsense

Anything that doesn't go anywhere else, put it here. Or take it with you. Along a magic road, crafted from elderberry wine, hardened into a glaze so beautiful you scarcely notice your boots getting drunk and throwing off the yoke of responsibility, flopping you into a mire. You drown in the mire, cursing your boots, cursing the elegant willows that drape your demising self, holding in your hand the last remaining uncategorized topic, that slips underneath with you. Now we shall never know whether you preferred early or late Jackie Chan films. The world weeps.
Moderators: Hubilub, Mr. Wiggles

Iussit Simulans

Pretend! Pretend pretend pretend pretend pretend! And then pretend some more! Real life is clearly never going to match the pace of your ADHD, why not join together with other people with disorders and create a hopelessly contrived fantasy world to live out your assorted anxieties? Oh, you have? Well why not put it in here then! Forum games also welcome. No whites.
Moderator: Xandy

Shogadon Milošević

Your one-stop shop for up to date political discussion, world events, videogame and entertainment news, as well as daily updated information on the ex-Serbian leaders progress through the 8 stages of the Afterlife. His current stage: OSIAH More at 11.
Moderator: LordCuthberton

Turtleneck Appreciation Society

My message is short but the meaning is clear. Don't allow modern music to penetrate your ears. Who wants to hear another kid out the ghetto hopped up on meth? Or some 2-a-penny singer-songwriter just wasting her breath? Put on a turtleneck, have a joint of grass! Life's much better with your head up your ass! Also available, music, TV, TB, film, art, literature, felten greibs.
Moderator: Alkaline

Profitable Neuron Stimulators

If you're the kind of guy or gal whose mother had to put them on an IV drip whenever a new Kingdom Hearts came out, then this is the place for you! They will accept your laughable emotional connections with pieces of software designed by multinational corporations to appeal to hundreds of millions of saddos just like yourself who daily dull their spiritual core with short-term pleasures and pesudo-achievements to stave off their essential emptiness and lack of purpose now that there's no wars to die in, they will accept it with glee! You will not be shunned and left to die, as rightly you should be. No, your faults will be loved, even celebrated!
Moderator: Pararaptor

Easy Steps for Extreme Ruinous Debt

Brought to you by MilkyNight industries, so fresh it's contagious! All questions answered. Bulimia standard.
Moderator: MilkyFresh

Hamas Marter's Reviews

In which Marter DOES NOT suicide bomb an IDF checkpoint. He mostly just reviews films, actually.
Moderator: Movie Martyr